Private Orkney tours, without rush or compromise.

Explore Orkney with your personal native Orcadian guide, who knows this place the way you know your own kitchen. Get a private tour through Orkney's Neolithic monuments, Norse heritage sites and wartime history. No fixed script, no busload of strangers, just your day, your pace, and the occasional dry remark about the weather.

The Historic Orkney Experience

What you get with one of our private tours.

Small private tours

Max four people in a luxury BMW or MPV. No queueing behind someone else's trip.

Tickets included

Chasing down tickets for every site is nobody's idea of a holiday. I've already done it.

Tours at your pace

Fancy longer at one site? We stay. Ready to move on? We go. Simple as that. We'll keep an eye on the timetable and guarantee to get you back to the port/airport on time though.

Guided by a local Orcadian

Guided by someone who's lived here long enough to know the good stories from the tourist-board ones.

Planning the journey independently?

Doing your own routing? Fair enough. These two save you learning the hard way.

Trip planning consultation & local advice

30 min | £60. A live call to check your routes, ferry times, and the spots most visitors drive straight past.

Private transfer (Scotland wide)

From £650 per day. Multi-day private transport across Scotland, same care as the Orkney tours.

Private Orkney tours: custom Neolithic, Viking and Scotland-wide expeditions

Deep country access

Orkney's Neolithic and Viking sites are the heart of it, but I also run private trips across Scotland: Glencoe, Skye, the Outer Hebrides, Speyside, the Borders. Wherever you fancy.

I get you into places the coach tours can't, five-thousand-year-old sites and coastal spots most maps skip. Straight answers, a fair bit of humour, no lectures.

Fully custom itineraries

Tracing family history, photographing Pictish stones, or tasting whisky at the source, the day bends round you, not a script.

We follow the light, the weather, and whatever catches your eye. Room for detours, because the best bits are rarely on the schedule.

The limits of self-driving

You can hire a car and take your chances with single-track roads in an Atlantic gale, ferry timetables, and viewing Skara Brae over forty coach-tour shoulders. Or not.

The guide advantage

A hire car won't get you in early, into a distillery archive, or thirty years of local knowledge. A guide will.

Hi I'm Calum, let me take you on an adventure around Orkney

I was born in Orkney. I understand how these sites relate to each other, not just individually, but as part of a much larger story.

People love these private Orkney tours because they are clear, grounded, and adaptable. I explain what matters, why it matters, and how it connects, without rehearsed scripts or theatrics.

Reviews & testimonials

Genuine feedback, collected the slow way, over years of private tours.

A client on tour
"Calum was a fantastic guide! He picked us up from the ship and off we went on our next adventure. He drove me and my family all over the island telling us about its very interesting past and history there. Calum took us to some very special places including a site that dates back over 5000 years. It is truly a special area that we got to see and an honor to have a guide of the character and skill of Calum! I highly recommend taking part in one of his tours that he can customize to show you some truly special places."
June 2026
Orkney livestock traffic jam
"I really think he should turn all his amazing stories into a book; his passion, knowledge, and love for growing up in Orkney really shine through in everything he shares."
Meg
April 2025
"Don't miss the opportunity to book this crazy guide! Not dusty like lots of others, but funny, full of historic knowledge about Orkney. But no worries: If necessary, you can switch him off! We didn't use this opportunity. "
backseller
May 2025
The four of us had an absolutely stellar time with Calum Thain. His deeply personal perspective as a native Orcadian, combined with his profound knowledge and curiosity about the deep and ancient history of Orkney, made our time with him an amazing learning experience. His humor and flexibility only added to the wonderful time we had, on and off the beaten path. Calum is one of a kind, and we feel so fortunate to have had him as our guide to discover Orkney. If we could give ten stars, we would! We can’t imagine a better guide.
May 2026
"We took a private day tour of Historic Orkney and went on the adventurous hike to the Old Man of Hoy under the expert guidance of Callum. He, a native born, is extremely knowledgeable and passionate about everything Orkney - its history, geology, people and, of course, ruins. At each site, he gave us an in-depth description and allowed us all the time we wanted. My husband and I have used many guides among our frequent travels, and Callum is among the very best."
May 2026
Client at the monument
"Instead of lecturing us with facts and dates, he painted the history of Orkney ( older than the pyramids) with the story of where he grew up. Spectacular way to spend your time and money if you’re limited to one day on Orkney as we were."
Dr Mike MD
August 2025
Clients and guide in photo
"Calum was a brilliant guide, you want a local who knows the "secret handshake" that gets you into places and experiences no one else can or that is already fully booked! My only regret is we didn't stay in Orkney longer, I would hire Calum everyday if we did, he was extremely knowledgeable and lovely to share space with, very safe and respectful person."
Suga Ursae
September 2024
"Interested and interesting, curious and open but still with integrity. Could not think of a better ambassador for Orkney, and would highly recommend anyone visiting Orkney to go with Calum. The extra knowledge you get just to spend time in the car is worth every penny."
 MrStevieB
Jun 2025
"Calum is a local guide bringing with him a lifetime of experience of living on the island that can't be beat. He caters the day to meet your interests, and goes above and beyond to make it special for you. I can not possibly recommend him highly enough. Break away from the crowds that come with the bus and cruise tours and treat yourself with this one on one experience. You won't regret it. He made Orkney our favorite stop on our Scotland vacation."
"One of the best trips of my life. Calum was an outstanding guide and charming friend for the day. His knowledge of and enthusiasm for Orkney was captivating. He brought us to mind-blowing, beautiful sites and kept us entranced all day. "
Jo
July 2025

The deep time tapestry

We walk upon layers of empires where the soot of Stone Age hearths still stains the soil, mixing with the shattered iron of Viking dreams and the salt-bitten rust of wartime ghosts.

Here, the stories never end; they simply fold into the earth.

Got questions about your tour?

Ten minutes, free, no obligation. We'll cover sites, timings, cruise schedules, accessibility and any odd requests you've been sitting on.